The Colored Museum

The Colored Museum is a play by Tony Award-winning dramatist George C. Wolfe. The play premiered in March 1986 at Crossroads Theatre Company in New Jersey.

A satire of modern conventions surrounding African American identity, The Colored Museum is set in a fictional museum where a collection of 11 “exhibits” have been mounted for public viewing. These exhibits take the form of sketches performed by an ensemble of five Black performers—two men and three women. Direct audience address is used throughout the sketches, and each exhibit takes the form of a monologue or short scene, often including musical elements. The sketches explore themes of slavery, stereotypes, Black identity, generational trauma, and intracommunal conflict. 

The Colored Museum received mixed reviews when it premiered. However, within six months the play was remounted at the Public Theatre in New York. A production soon followed at the Royal Court Theatre in London. The Colored Museum has since become critically recognized for its broad-ranging and pointed examination of African American culture and identity. Original cast members included the film and TV star Loretta Devine, Saturday Night Live veteran Danitra Vance, and Tony Award-winning director Lee Kenneth Richardson.

After the success of The Colored Museum, Wolfe continued his work as theater practitioner. In the 1990s, his plays Spunk and Jelly’s Last Jam earned him critical and box-office acclaim. After directing the Tony award-winning play Angels in America: Millennium Approaches, Wolfe served for many years as artistic director of the New York Shakespeare Festival/Public Theatre.

This guide uses the 1985 Grove Press edition of The Colored Museum.

This study guide addresses racialized language, outdated terms related to intellectual disability, and quotes and obscures Wolfe’s use of the n-word.

Plot Summary

The Colored Museum takes place on a white-walled stage intended to resemble a gallery in a museum. A series of revolving doors and moving panels allows actors and props to quickly enter and exit the stage and facilitates transitions between sketches.

In the first of the 11 exhibits or sketches, “Git on Board,” Miss Pat welcomes the audience on board a flight dubbed the Celebrity Slaveship, headed to Savannah from the Ivory Coast. She explains the flight’s procedures, including the “Fasten Shackles” sign and “No Drums” rule. The plane magically transports the audience through the next 300 years of African American history, from slave ships to the modern basketball star.

The next exhibit, “Cookin’ with Aunt Ethel,” is a celebrity chef-style musical vignette. Aunt Ethel, a “down-home” Black woman, complete with a bandana on her head, stands before a large, steaming black cauldron. She teaches the audience how to cook a perfect “batch of Negros” (8), throwing imaginary ingredients into the pot. Her ingredients are a litany of African American stereotypes.

In the next exhibit, “The Photo Session,” an aesthetically beautiful and glamorous Black couple find themselves trapped within the beautiful and glossy yet soulless pages of Ebony Magazine. In the third sketch, “A Soldier with a Secret,” an American soldier with an intellectual disability recounts coming back to life after dying in the Vietnam War. He soon discovers that he has the ability to see into his Black comrades’ future. He chooses to secretly kill his friends rather than allow them to face their dark futures of discrimination, violence, and abuse. 

Set in a lively gay club, the fourth sketch is a high-energy monologue performed to the beat of electronic music by a transgender woman named Miss Roj. “The Gospel According to Miss Roj” is both a disturbing account of a life marred by anti-gay prejudice and racial discrimination and an urgent challenge to the audience. Miss Roj scorns the crowd for their apathy towards the tragic plight of the gay community in 1980s New York City.

The next exhibit, “The Hairpiece,” presents a woman entangled in a bitter rivalry with her two talking wigs. While she prepares herself to dump her boyfriend, the Woman’s Afro wig and long and flowing wig argue about which is the most appropriate to wear to the event. The scene explores the complex role hair plays in the construction of female African American identity.

“The Last Mama-on-the-Couch Play” is next. The sketch begins with a stereotypical domestic drama played out under the guidance of a tuxedo-clad narrator. An acting award is passed between the actors following each of their emotional performances. The sketch soon devolves into a mishmash of theatrical forms, wrapping up in an outlandish Broadway-esque “all-Black” musical number.

In “Symbiosis,” a well-dressed Black man stands in front of a trash can, throwing away beloved objects from his early life. The Kid, a manifestation of the man’s former self, intervenes. The Kid is determined not to let the Man trash his most valuable possessions.

“Lala’s Opening” is the ninth exhibit. La Lamazing Grace, a musical diva, confronts the American audience that has snubbed her. Meanwhile, from behind the curtains, Lala’s servant slowly reveals secrets Lala would rather keep locked up. The sketch explores themes of past trauma, Black celebrity, and belonging. In “Permutations,” a young Black woman describes how she became impregnated by the local garbage collector and subsequently gave birth to a large white egg full of babies.

In the final exhibit, “The Party,” wild narrator Topsy attends an imaginary party filled with the most famous real and fictional African Americans from history. She begins dancing to a mysterious beat and becomes magically connected to everything that has ever been. Other characters from past sketches arrive—Miss Pat, the Man, Miss Roj, and Lala—creating a cacophony of voices as Topsy sings the final song of the play.

The Colored Museum explores a multitude of themes that contribute to the work’s examination of Black identity and culture, including identity; mimicry; stereotypes; bigotry; maternal belonging; the role of drums, rhythm, and music; the identity of pain; marginalization; madness; and despair.