Known as the Woodpecker, he is a fugitive with strong views on societal norms and disrupts the status quo, influencing Leigh-Cheri's perspective and journey.

The elderly servant of the Furstenberg-Barcalonas, whose character subverts the typical nursemaid role and reveals unexpected layers as the story progresses.

A deposed king residing in Seattle, whose loyalty shifts from his lost kingdom to Seattle sports teams as he grapples with his dislocation from power.

Max’s wife and a former queen from a prominent royal lineage, who adapts humorously to modern absurdities without fully leaving her old world behind.

An unnamed character who provides commentary on the narrative, reflecting on the writing process and thematic issues via his electric typewriter.