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Alex Frankovitch completes a letter to a cat food company called Kitty Fritters. He is entering their writing competition, which requires contestants to write an essay about why their cat eats Kitty Fritters. Alex’s essay comically roasts the cat food company, stating that the only reason his cat eats the food is because she would otherwise starve. He also adds that his mom doesn’t care about buying the good cat food and buys Kitty Fritters instead.
Alex realizes that he needs to find the mail-in form that is hidden inside the 25-pound bag of cat food. When he cannot find it by digging, he dumps the entire bag onto the floor, but Alex’s mom returns home from running errands before Alex can clean up the cat food. Alex lies to his mom about how the food got all over the floor, claiming that their cat, Fluffy, made the mess while he was busy watching television. Alex’s mom is skeptical and asks him several times if he’s sure that’s what happened. She humors his lies for a few moments before asking him to retrieve Fluffy’s carrier from the car. (Alex’s mom has been at the vet with Fluffy for a checkup.) Alex realizes that he is caught in his lie, but rather than admitting defeat, he doubles down and blames a neighborhood cat that must have snuck in.
Alex’s mom tells him to stop lying because it’s becoming embarrassing. She leaves Alex to sweep up the mess. Alex sweeps while Fluffy eats whatever she can. When Alex’s mom returns, she is upset because Fluffy ate too many Kitty Fritters. When Fluffy vomits on Alex’s shoe, Alex’s mom laughs so hard that she forgets to punish Alex.
Alex recalls making people laugh as early as kindergarten. His class had daily “show and tell” time, and one kid, Peter Donnelly, would always volunteer to share his strange hobbies and collections. When Peter brought in a collection of sweater lint in a shoebox, Alex got the great idea to pretend to sneeze into the box. The fuzz went everywhere, and the entire class laughed. At that moment, Alex decided that he could use show and tell to make people laugh by telling funny stories about his life. When he ran out of true stories, he began making up absurd lies, such as telling the class that his dad is Mr. Potato Head. His teacher was not happy with the lies and made him sit down when she realized that he wasn’t taking show and tell seriously.
Alex theorizes that teachers don’t like it when students are funnier than they are. Alex has been funnier than all his teachers, and none have liked him. Alex recalls last year, fifth grade, when he was at his funniest. On the first day, Miss Henderson made everyone take turns saying their name, where they are from, and details about their life. Alex was so bored with this process that after six people took their turns, he raised his hand and asked if they could tell interesting things instead of the usual. Miss Henderson invited Alex to demonstrate. Alex introduced himself and then said that his bologna has a first name, spelled “O-s-c-a-r.” The whole class erupted in laughter, but Miss Henderson was not amused.
This was also the day that Alex first encountered T.J. Stoner, who had just moved to the area and has a brother in Major League Baseball. (T.J. also plays baseball and is quite renowned in the Little Leagues.) On that day, after T.J. revealed his baseball prowess to the class, Alex raised his hand to announce that he also plays baseball, but instead of being voted Most Valuable Player like T.J., Alex announced that he won the swimsuit competition. Everyone in class laughed except Miss Henderson and T.J.
Alex theorizes that principals intentionally put kids who hate each other in the same class and that that’s why Alex and T.J. are in the same sixth-grade class. Alex tried to get himself switched to a different class, but his mom told him to just ignore T.J., who is now the biggest kid in class. Alex previously tried to befriend T.J. in fifth grade, but T.J. violently rejected Alex’s friendship and humor, calling Alex a skinny bag of bones and putting his shoe on Alex’s face.
Now, Alex and T.J. are in the same gym class, too, which annoys Alex because T.J. is very athletic. The only sport in which Alex can beat T.J. is square dancing. Alex has played Little League for six years, but he remains a weak player. Every season, Alex receives the Most Improved Player award. He used to think that this was a good thing until he realized that all the really good players don’t have as much room for “improvement.”
Last year, Alex was determined not to win the Most Improved Player award. Before the ceremony, he tried to tell his dad that he wasn’t excited about winning the same award again and suggested that they hide if his name was called. Alex’s dad didn’t understand Alex’s feelings and called him ungrateful. Alex tried to hide when his name was called, but his dad made Alex accept the award. Alex spotted T.J. laughing while holding his MVP award and decided to play up the comedy of the moment, so he took bows, threw kisses at the audience, and then burped into the microphone, causing the audience to erupt in laughter. He threw a few more kisses and then ducked out of the gym and walked home, where he put a note on his door, claiming that it was the bedroom of the only boy who improved from reeking to stinking six years in a row. His dad did not bother him for the rest of the night.
The first three chapters of Skinnybones use a combination of present-day and flashback stories to convey Alex’s habit of Using Humor to Cope With Conflict. His devotion to comedy quickly becomes a centerpiece of his characterization as he interacts with parents, teachers, and peers alike through an awkward combination of humorous quips and comedy bits. By tracing his comedic roots to kindergarten show and tell, Alex betrays his pride at becoming a habitual class comedian, and it is clear that he compensates for his moments of insecurity or doubt by eliciting laughter from those around him. As Alex admits, “[M]aking people laugh was a lot more fun than sitting quietly at my desk” (12). However, because he is willing to resort to tall tales when he runs out of true stories to tell, his recollections of show and tell also introduce the novel’s thematic focus on The Consequences of Lying, which will play a greater role as the narrative unfolds.
In addition to Alex’s unsolicited humor (which is aptly demonstrated in his essay to Kitty Fritters), Alex tends to use his humor as a sly way of addressing his more awkward social problems and insecurities. Alex’s conflicts usually stem from two sources—his poorly timed humor or his insecurity about his small stature—and he deals with every problem by hiding his very real distress beneath a veneer of humor. In Chapter 2, for example, Alex recalls the first day of fifth grade, when he first met his bullying baseball rival, T.J. Stoner. Because Alex felt threatened by T.J.’s baseball prowess and boastful energy, he interrupted class to make his own baseball announcement, saying, “I didn’t get voted MVP. But I did come in second in the swimsuit competition” (17). In this way, he has learned to distract everyone from his (perceived) inadequacies by directing their attention toward his whimsical antics.
However, Alex’s humor isn’t always well timed, and he sometimes makes situations worse by failing to take them seriously. For example, Alex notes that in his first run-in with T.J., neither his teacher nor T.J. laughed at his poorly timed joke, and Park uses this scenario to indicate that Alex’s attempts at humor sometimes escalate tension rather than relieving it. In this case, his joke marked the beginning of his antagonistic relationship with T.J., who later rejected Alex’s attempts at friendship and declared, “I hate your slimy guts, Frankovitch” (19). When Alex jokingly asked, “Can’t our slimy guts be friends?” (19), T.J. responded with physical aggression and name-calling, and it is clear that despite Alex’s attempts to use humor to earn T.J.’s friendship, his jokes only exacerbated T.J.’s hostility, showing that Alex’s humor is not always a welcome experience.
These early chapters also set the stage for the novel’s subtext on The Value of Talent Beyond Athleticism. At the moment, Alex remains fully consumed by his self-consciousness over his small stature and lack of sports prowess, and these insecurities are vividly portrayed in his self-deprecating comments and his keen awareness of T.J.’s growth spurt during fifth grade. As he observes, “When I began to notice how gigantic he was getting, I decided […] to try to get on his good side” (19). When T.J. responded by calling Alex a “skinny little bag of bones” (20), his mocking tone publicized an insecurity that Alex desperately tries to hide beneath his humor, and the protagonist’s worries about baseball therefore are his primary conflict as the novel continues. However, the almost incidental mention of the Kitty Fritters writing contest foreshadows the fact that Alex’s true successes will lie in areas that do not depend on his physical size or athletic skills.
To further emphasize Alex’s insecurities amid the increasingly complex social pressures of middle school, Park describes Alex’s anxiety over the dreaded Most Improved Player award, which the protagonist interprets as repeated confirmation of his utter incompetence in sports. Chapter 3 delves into Alex’s endless cycle of going “FROM TOTALLY REEKING TO ONLY STINKING 6 YEARS IN A ROW” (25), and while Alex continues to use self-deprecating humor to deal with this conflict, his simmering frustration and attempts to rebel illustrate his ongoing battle with his own self-esteem in the context of athleticism. Alex was so embarrassed by the idea of winning the non-award for the sixth time in a row last year that he asked his dad to pretend that he wasn’t at the award ceremony, declaring, “It’s just embarrassing to get another Improved award, that’s all. I don’t want it” (22). T.J.’s mocking reaction at the awards ceremony worsened Alex’s distress, foreshadowing future conflicts between the two boys as Alex tries desperately to prove his worth to the baseball team. Thus, although Alex is skilled at making people laugh in times of conflict and tension, his comedy sometimes fails to alleviate his own insecurities when he resorts to using humor as a defense mechanism. Alex will continue to fight his internal and external battles with comedy as the novel progresses.
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